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The old never seemed so new. Introducing American Apparel’s line of lively deadstock. From novelty items such as a corn phone, incense, and coffee makers, to sunglasses, colorful watches, and large retro clocks, these new and unused items can bring the fun and rambunctious lifestyle to your skins surface without turning your Franklins into Washingtons. Just make sure you have your mustache and plaid ready at checkout.
Release your inner hip hop sporting the delicious new Beastie Boys album titled Hot Sauce Committee part 2. Bringing back some of the Boys fresh old school beats, this hot collection may have your ears tingling with nostalgia. The “MC” trio even shot a new music video for the titled track “Make some Noise” featuring some well known celebrities including Will Ferrel, Seth Rogan, and Elijah Wood. Visit their web site for the digital download starting at $10.99 which also includes a remix.
Shwood Sunglasses
With global warming and the armageddon sun slowly, but surely approaching, why not supe up your collection of solar shields with these one-of-a-kind bad boys. Shwood has all your eye concerning needs covered by offering these “simple but unforgettable lenses” in a variety of styles, woods, and lens options—which can be ordered polarized ($40), mirrored ($30) or grey. Featured here are the ‘Canby’style glasses (starting at $98). Just be sure not to let these slip off your face into the wood pile on your next camping trip.
Pocket Piano
Just because your singing voice may sound like an 18 wheeler’s spent brakes coming to a screeching halt, shouldn’t mean your fingers cant make some crushing tunes. Introducing the pocket piano ($175) by Critter and Guitari. This mini synth lovers dream box contains a variety of sounds from nintendotastic to infectroelectro. With wooden keys, a small speaker, 1/4 audio output jack, and four tweaking knobs built into this clever handmade device, you’ll gather a crowd large enough to make you wonder why you spent all your dough on useless singing lessons.
Asus Eee Pad Slider
Ever wondered what Froyo-or even possibly Gingerbread or Honeycomb-would look like running on a 10.1” capacative touchscreen with slide-out keyboard? Well, now you don’t have to. Here’s the Asus Eee Pad Slider / Transformer. This Tegra-2-packing tablet with keyboard is kind of a big deal. 1080p HD video playback, 1280x800 screen resolution, WiFi, Bluetooth 2.1, HDMI out, USB 2.0, and 1.2MP front and 5 MP rear cameras should keep your hands (and tongue) busy until its July or August ‘11 launch. We just hope they fix the little bugs like a flexing keyboard and slider issues seen at CES. Rumor has it that engineers are hard at work to fix at least the latter of these two small issues, but for $676, lets just say you’re going to get your money’s worth.
It’s probably safe to say that you’re a proud Apple product owner. But if you have yet to make a purchase at the Apple madhouse store, you may want to consider the newest edition of the iPod Nano series. Assuming you’ve got a wad of mullah lying around, we’ve found a silicone molded watch band to securely house your new Nano leaving the usb and headphone jack exposed for simple connectivity. The watch band also features an exposed back to ensure that your apple logo never loses contact with your logo-egocentric skin.
